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Christopher Bird vs MBAlien.

Kevin Church — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:00:43 +0000

Normally, I don’t even acknowledge rumors and “leaked images” that have become part of Lawyerbear fandom, but I felt that I had to tackle one of them head on. Lawyerbear fans who’ve seen the below image may want to go read Christopher Bird’s LiveJournal, where he and I have a frank exchange about MBAlien. I respect Bird a lot and was a bit saddened to see he’d fallen for an obviously fake image from an overzealous fan.

DNApe Series Ad by Dorian Wright

Kevin Church — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:22:50 +0000

DNApe: Conceived by Dorian Wright, Codified and Drawn by Matthew Craig

Kevin Church — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:52:29 +0000

“An oraguntan who’s also a forensic examiner.”

The DNApe Theme Song

Here she comes,
here comes DNApe.
She’s a bit like
her out of that programme,
only with saggier boobs,
and hair
on her shoulders.

Whoa-oh.
Dee Enn Ay Aype.

Ohh-oh,
Forensic Science Simian.

APE. APE.