Lawyerbear and Wolfowitz by Liz Lent

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Photographers today captured the aftermath of a secret meeting that turned ugly between World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz and Lawyerbear. Witnesses say Wolfowitz was interested in hiring Lawyerbear to represent him in the breach of contract lawsuit that is sure to follow the former Bush Administration official’s resignation from the World Bank, a move that is expected any day now. When Lawyerbear turned down the case citing personal ethical issues, the name calling began, culminating in Wolfowitz’s unfounded assertion that Lawyerbear was hiding yellow cake in his cave. The ursine attorney shouted back, “It’s Pillsbury!”

This photo shows Lawyerbear flagging down a ride at meeting’s end. “I had to get out of there before I bit that gentleman’s Neo-con ass,” he said later.


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2 Comments »

  1. Jeffrey said,

    May 4, 2007 @ 9:21 pm

    It’s funny, but I always thought Lawyerbear would be a Republican.

  2. Liz said,

    May 5, 2007 @ 11:52 pm

    He’s disappointed in his party right now.

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